Back to blog
Mar 28, 2024
3 min read

Swamp

Florida Trip 2024

Day 1

3/28/2024

  • Garrett arrives in Fort Lauderdale Airport with Jimmy.
  • Moves to airbnb to meet Isa.
  • Burgers nearby
    • Garrett steals french fries from neighboring abandoned table.
  • Pierre arrives around 1am.
  • Sleep as Ryan is boarding his flight to join us.

Day 2

3/29/2024

  • Ryan arrives via Uber in the morning
  • Naps ensue
  • Rental car acquisition issues
  • Miami beach water play
  • Bar on the beach
  • ”Reservation” dinner with YG
  • The Taco Stand on YG’s work rooftop
    • Floko
  • Clubbing
  • Pizza

Day 3

3/30/2024

Swamp time

  • Drive to Everglades
  • Meet with Jennie to go kayaking
  • Kayak adventure through the swampy marsh
    • Jimmy falls out of his kayak.
  • Gator watching on the drive back
  • Tacos at The Taco Stand
  • Work moment at airbnb
  • Ryan phone not charging scandal
  • Trip to Walmart
    • Discussion of our posterity posturizing with each other
  • Phone saved
  • Very latin club
    • People get extremely messed up
    • 3 photos are taken by club people and framed for us
    • lots of money spent
  • Nearly carrying Ryan home as cars honk approvingly at us

Day 4

3/31/2024

  • Scuba in key west
  • Dinner and key lime pie
  • Ryan black hat and communal purple vape are lost
  • Freshman dorm attempt
  • Mile zero marker
    • ”No sketch”
  • Park play
  • Vibes in the airbnb

Day 5

4/1/2024

  • Failure to reach Everglades in time for a map
  • 3rd McDonald’s run day in a row
  • Scuba in Biscayne National Park
    • Open ocean and mangrove forest
    • Hot boatboy Pablo (title bestowed by Isa and Pierre)
  • Cuban dinner
    • Excessively large Paella
  • Sunset on a dock
  • Drop off Ryan at MIA airport
    • Ryan’s goodbye letters distributed
    • Personal vape left behind as an offering of peace and love
    • Airport Dap
  • Sad kids in a car in Miami

Gallery page